All 4 game Reviews

Lunar Escape Lunar Escape

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Not a bad game, had me for a few minutes

Quite liked the game, the visuals were nice and simple, but still had a good look to them. The menus were small, simple and most importantly fast.

The controls are a little weak, when you press left, you immediately want to go left, rather than waiting for the thrust to kick in.

The fuel doesn't get used when turning which seemed odd. And that ship is carrying a hell of a lot of fuel and it isn't particularly efficient... :P

Tangerine Panic Tangerine Panic

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


The idea is simple, its a laugh, and I LOVE the comments that he drops while avoiding.

Nice one mate, brightened my day (granted for 3 minutes, but still)

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X-ray: the Cleanup X-ray: the Cleanup

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Change just one thing...

I think that you should change the story, I personally have no problem with it, but others do and its lowering your score and thats just gay. Your not a racist as there were white, black, yellow, and no doubt fucking green people there :P. Change the crane to a corsor is a good idea, pretty easy to do as well, and would make the game a little better.

And why the fuck is it called X-ray?!? I was expecting some kind of messed up porn thing.

Good work and make another, you need more deaths and other shit work on it and it will be more badass than it already is.

IamBetterThanYou responds:

well firstly i'm not changing the story, its not a racist storyline, as the bastards in Camp X-ray deserve to die whether they are white, black or whatever. the reason the terrorist is brown is because its a common conception that muslim extremists are from the middle east, or have dark skin. it just made more sense to have stereotypical terrorist. and its called X-ray because thats the name of one of the main prison camps in Guantanamo bay.

Super Mario Rampage! Super Mario Rampage!

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Ever heard of crap?

I'm not trying to be tight or harsh or anything, but that really did suck ass. Okay, its funny for the first 5 guys you kill. Then you realise that you can't actually lose, all you do is shoot in a straight line forward and you can get a massive score. 16595 was my score and I collected 171 gold coins. I did this by holding down the 'Space' bar and watching TV for 20 minutes. Personally, any game that you can watch TV and still win is shit. It also gets extremely fucking boring.

Also, there are far too many bugs, like you can move the bullet once you have fired it and the bushes run out after a while and the dead corpses (can you get live corpses?!?) keep rising off the ground and getting in the way.

Other than that it's really good.