Recent Movie Reviews


Wink: Insatiable Appetite Wink: Insatiable Appetite

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Hmm...

The best thing about that was the preloader. The rest looked really crappy to be honest. Okay, it was better than some things that I have seen on NewGrounds, but it wasn't something to write home about.

The preloader was the best, maybe you should of just left it was that, cos that seemed like the main feature and the movie was an add on.



***MYDINGDONGISONFIRE*** ***MYDINGDONGISONFIRE***

Rated 5 / 5 stars

FUCK YEAH!

Gotta love the song, flash looked good. Finishing it would be a good idea, but I know how hard that is to do.

Fair play to you though. I NEED THAT SONG! Please reply and tell me the name of the track and the band/singer that did that.

Cheers for making me smile :D!



"Stripped" - VHS "Stripped" - VHS

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Fuck yeah!

The main feature was shite, other than that it really kicked ass! Cheers for making me laugh.


Recent Game Reviews


Lunar Escape Lunar Escape

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Not a bad game, had me for a few minutes

Quite liked the game, the visuals were nice and simple, but still had a good look to them. The menus were small, simple and most importantly fast.

The controls are a little weak, when you press left, you immediately want to go left, rather than waiting for the thrust to kick in.

The fuel doesn't get used when turning which seemed odd. And that ship is carrying a hell of a lot of fuel and it isn't particularly efficient... :P



Tangerine Panic Tangerine Panic

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Genius

The idea is simple, its a laugh, and I LOVE the comments that he drops while avoiding.

Nice one mate, brightened my day (granted for 3 minutes, but still)


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X-ray: the Cleanup X-ray: the Cleanup

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Change just one thing...

I think that you should change the story, I personally have no problem with it, but others do and its lowering your score and thats just gay. Your not a racist as there were white, black, yellow, and no doubt fucking green people there :P. Change the crane to a corsor is a good idea, pretty easy to do as well, and would make the game a little better.

And why the fuck is it called X-ray?!? I was expecting some kind of messed up porn thing.

Good work and make another, you need more deaths and other shit work on it and it will be more badass than it already is.


IamBetterThanYou responds:

well firstly i'm not changing the story, its not a racist storyline, as the bastards in Camp X-ray deserve to die whether they are white, black or whatever. the reason the terrorist is brown is because its a common conception that muslim extremists are from the middle east, or have dark skin. it just made more sense to have stereotypical terrorist. and its called X-ray because thats the name of one of the main prison camps in Guantanamo bay.